Who is Kim Kardashian?

And why should I care that she got married this last weekend?

Don't actually tell me, I don't really want to know. Just stop putting her picture on the front page of every web site I visit.

Whoever this woman is, there have got to be many, many, many more legitimate news stories to lead with. How about the need for a trillion-dollar stimulus to get the economy going again? Famine and genocide in Africa? Kim Kardashian is more important than genocide, famine and joblessness?

Please.