Forgetfulness bad: Leaving the dome light on in the car.
Forgetfulness good: Forgetting my iPod in the car so I have to make an extra trip to the garage to retrieve it and noticing that the dome light was on.
I am a single guy living in Minnetonka, Minnesota, recently involuntarily retired. With few responsibilities, I spend a lot of time on leisure activities, mostly music, movies, television, and that internet machine.
This blog believes in music. This blog knows that global warming is real and caused by humans. This blog believes that Australian women have the world's sexiest accent but that Australian men talk funny. This blog looks down on people who pronounce the 'T' in often. This blog believes all physical locations are environmentally sensitive locations. This blog advocates filibuster reform in the US Senate. This blog is part Native North American and doesn't celebrate Columbus Day. This blog is part European and celebrates Columbus Day. This blog prefers decolletage to decoupage. This blog is boycotting Arizona until they repeal their law punishing hispanics for looking hispanic. This blog believes in evolution, and more importantly, extinction. This blog has banned land mines. This blog believes education should be free for all US residents and it should never end. This blog accepts contradictions. This blog encourages a ban on harvesting of bluefin tuna and marine mammals of all types. This blog demands that people who want their state to secede take off their American flag-based attire and stop calling themselves 'patriots.' This blog admires cuttlefish. This blog believes jokesters should be pun-ished. This blog knows that everyone is a hypocrite about something. This blog believes every bad idea started out life as a good idea. This blog knows there is a difference between nationalism and patriotism. This blog has observed that the shark bites with his teeth, dear, but he keeps them pearly white. This blog loves sweet tea but hates tea parties. This blog does not accept limitations but they keep showing up anyway. This blog will frequently post articles that could not possibly be of interest to anyone, anywhere, at any time.
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